Okay, here it is! I’ll probably edit the crap out of it tomorrow but I figured I could do my part for recovery by posting some porn! So here’s the blow job in Blaine’s office that is referenced in EF and other places. I hope it helps. :)
Anonymous asked: prompt: blaine giving kurt a lap dance that starts jokey but then turns sexy
futurefic. rated R for frottage.“You mean to tell me, Kurt Hummel,” Blaine says slowly, dragging Kurt’s chair away from the kitchen table while Kurt laughs, covering his smile with one hand as Blaine settles over his lap, “that you’ve thought about having beefy male strippers at our joint bachelor party? You, my handsome fiance who swears up and down that I’m the hottest man in his life—”
Kurt stops laughing to roll his eyes, grabbing Blaine’s ass and dragging him closer until Blaine’s sitting fully on his lap. “You are the hottest man in my life, Blaine Anderson. And I find it hard to believe you wouldn’t enjoy male strippers yourself, but I still don’t know why you’re bothered by this. It’s standard bachelor party entertainment.”
“We’re not finishing dessert,” Blaine says, sliding off Kurt’s lap and yanking his shirt off over his head, “until you admit I’m all the male stripper you need.”
Here it is! About half the length of the last chapter, so still long. Now just one more day to go!
So. My icon gave me feels. And I don’t want to write the story, so I’ll just share the feels.
Sinking ‘verse: ”What’s mine is mine.”
a/n: a Saturday in mid October (the day after the last installment happened, actually)
clothed frottage. marking. \o/ boys being dumb. jealousy. this is the longest one yet, man.
how they met | rumors and a proposition | scandals | confirmation | cherry blossoms | meeting burt (&finn, again) | blaine’s surprise | first date | secret’s out - chrono
From: Kurt
Hey. You still up for Scandals v2?To: Kurt
YES PLEASETo: Kurt
Sorry. Just, any excuse to forget about yesterday is nice. And I get to be with you, so that’s a bonus.From: Kurt
As long as you don’t drink yourself to shit.To: Kurt
Nooo I won’t, I promise. Just one. I want to remember everything that happens.

Author: A. Kline
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Rachel Berry & Quinn Fabray
Rating: M
Genre: Romance/Angst
Content Warnings: None
Summary: Rachel Berry always knew that she was a little bit psychic. In fact, Rachel Berry thought she knew just about everything. That is, until a spirit that refused to die entered her life like a train-wreck.
Title: Started Out As a Feeling
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Klaine
Word Count: 3,787
Additional Info: Prince!Blaine, BP!Kurt, boypussy, mpreg, AU, eventual character death (non-canon male character)
Author: Cimmerians
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 15,203
Summary: Nerd!Blaine/Badass!Kurt
Title: The Darker The Night
Pairing: Nightbird/Incubus (Klaine)
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~2100
Warnings/kinks: barebacking, sort-of-not-really-dub-con, light bondage, light dirty talk
Summary: Nightbird is at the mercy of his most dangerous enemy.A/N: Daphne wanted porny fic with Nightbird and Kurt as a villain. It was supposed to be roleplaying, but it turned into this instead? Forgive me? It still contains porny porn porn.
Totally unbeta’d. Contains unacceptably cheesy comic book speak mid-seduction. Don’t mind me.
Blaine wants it to be perfect: romantic, magical, monumental. They’ve only been back together a month, inching towards two, and the relationship still sometimes feels impossibly hard with the distance and the lack of time and so many questions about the future. But Kurt isn’t a question anymore, Kurt is Blaine’s answer.
Suddenly, Blaine has a ring, a perfect ring with a matching one that he wears on a chain around his neck once or twice before realizing it itches too much with possibility and takes it off to leave in the red velvet box at the back of his drawer. The proposal though, he knows what he wants it to be and now he’s just waiting for the right time.
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